WHAT DO MEN DO TO PLEASE WOMEN? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

Go to any bookstore or go online and you’ll see tons of books, magazines, and blogs telling women how to please men. How to cook for them, clean for them, dress for them, exercise for them, etc. I won’t even mention the sexual aspects or the plastic surgery we endure. We are always required to change ourselves.

There are middle aged women dressing like twenty year olds and have stripper poles installed in their homes in order to please their man, who is busy looking at real twenty year old women!

 When a couple decides they don’t want any more children it’s usually the woman who has to have her fallopian tubes burned off at the ends because most men are terrified at the very thought of a vasectomy.

What do men do for us? Some men would say if they are the ones making the money what more do they have to do? However, at the same if a woman asks for money the first thing a guy will call her is a gold digger. Women just can’t win!!

If we dress sexy to attract attention than we’re called a hoe. On the other hand if we don’t dress sexy some men may think we’re cold and unavailable.

Do I have to bring up the issue of weight? Diet pills, exercise equipment, and plastic surgery are all geared towards women.

If we weighed 110 pounds in high school we’re expected to maintain that weight throughout our entire lifetime. Regardless of how many children we have!

Men say it’s not their fault because it’s women that put all the pressure on themselves. Really? It’s funny how men enjoy the breast implants, the liposuction, and all of the other cutting, tucking, slicing, and plumbing we do.

Maybe one day men and women will call a truce. Until then men are from Mars and women are from Venus!

Lisa