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A new model of milk bottle cap introduced is proving extremely difficult to... ]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:12:43 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Bad Milk</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/newyork/headlines/northamerica/20090311/59906__bad_milk.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ A flurry of freak accidents around Glasgow involving citizens and their milk has brought apocalyptic panic to the city. A new model of milk bottle cap introduced is proving extremely difficult to... ]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:10:50 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Bad Milk</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/london/headlines/europe/20090311/59905__bad_milk.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ A flurry of freak accidents around Glasgow involving citizens and their milk has brought apocalyptic panic to the city. A new model of milk bottle cap introduced is proving extremely difficult to... ]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:09:26 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Baaahd Polish pester our live stock</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/london/headlines/europe/20081211/51367__baaahd_polish_pester_our_live_stock.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ A shocking new dossier financed and compiled by the British National Party has revealed that every day in the UK, over 1000 Billy Goats are drugged and sodomised against their will by... ]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 12:00:43 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Town bike open for business</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/london/headlines/europe/20080925/43236__town_bike_open_for_business.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ Nights and weekends used to be an idle and lonely time for the un-attached single battalion. Some did various activities to tackle boredom like thinking, drinking or shoplifting. 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