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<channel><title>Human Times - Cyndy</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com</link><description></description><pubDate>Tue, 7 Feb 2012 09:00:29 +0800</pubDate><generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.5</generator><language>zh-cn</language><ttl>30</ttl><item><title>Is it true?.......</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/showbiz/jokeshumour/20090214/57912__is_it_true_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ do women really hate each other?&nbsp; This comment was made last nite at a family dinner.&nbsp;&nbsp; Since I am gay, I cannot relate.&nbsp;&nbsp; None of my friends hate each other.&nbsp;&nbsp;... ]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 01:46:26 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Tuesday is.....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/headlines/northamerica/20090119/54749__tuesday_is_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ our day.&nbsp; This man cannot do it alone.&nbsp;&nbsp; We all need to chip in and do our part.&nbsp;&nbsp; And that means for all of us to be happier.&nbsp;&nbsp; Healthier.&nbsp;&nbsp; To... ]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 22:59:28 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Dogs.....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/showbiz/jokeshumour/20090118/54572__dogs_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ amaze me how much love and compassion they have.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; This week I went with a friend to put hers to rest, Butch, 17 years old.&nbsp;&nbsp; It was sad but... ]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 03:13:10 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>#1 Song for 2008 is.........</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/showbiz/musictheatre/20090111/53865___1_song_for_2008_is_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ The Offspring's &quot;You're Gonna Go Far Kid!!&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; The best dance song this year.&nbsp; You cannot listen to this song and stay in a bad mood!!&nbsp; Let the moshing begin!!&nbsp;... ]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 15:04:14 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Your Support System....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/health/healthychoices/20090105/53278__your_support_system_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ take good care of them.&nbsp; They are pretty low maintenance.&nbsp;&nbsp; Both of them love warm soapy water.&nbsp; Massage.&nbsp; And clean socks.&nbsp;&nbsp; Good, comfortable shoes.&nbsp;Once... ]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 5 Jan 2009 19:08:10 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>The Integratron....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/art/oddstuff/20090104/53148__the_integratron_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ this place is amazing.&nbsp;&nbsp; Tucked in the desert,&nbsp; now owned by three sisters.&nbsp;&nbsp; In Landers, CA, just east of Palm Springs.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I have been to it several times,... ]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 4 Jan 2009 00:12:13 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I've got the Holiday Blues....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/showbiz/jokeshumour/20081228/52787__i_ve_got_the_holiday_blues_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ and looking for the Holiday ROCK AND ROLL!!!I love music and classic rock is my thing.&nbsp; One of my favorite all time bands is Concrete Blonde, the founder is female with an amazing... ]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:47:55 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Xmas just got easier.......</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/showbiz/jokeshumour/20081217/52010__xmas_just_got_easier_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ ten pairs of mittens at the 99 cents store.&nbsp;&nbsp; Ten&nbsp; pairs of&nbsp; &quot;shorty&quot; gloves for relatives,&nbsp; ten sets of &nbsp;finger warmers for my friends!!One special person... ]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:17:00 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I used to do it all the time.....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/newyork/showbiz/jokeshumour/20081213/51578__i_used_to_do_it_all_the_time_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ back in the late 90s.&nbsp; All day and nite.&nbsp; Now I am sick of it.&nbsp;&nbsp; Same thing over and over.&nbsp; Nothing of any substance ever happens.&nbsp; Now I have to watch others do it.I... ]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 02:32:53 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Inanimate Objects......</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/newyork/showbiz/jokeshumour/20081209/51085__inanimate_objects_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ have feelings too!! ]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 9 Dec 2008 00:52:25 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Remember that movie.....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/newyork/showbiz/jokeshumour/20081206/50861__remember_that_movie_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ with Jodie?&nbsp; I have one of those rooms too.&nbsp; It is the cause of panic for several reasons.&nbsp;&nbsp; Some too personal to discuss here!&nbsp;&nbsp; ]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 6 Dec 2008 13:48:51 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Rock and Roll Trivia Game......</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/art/oddstuff/20081202/50429__rock_and_roll_trivia_game_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ created by my brother, three years in the making!&nbsp;&nbsp; Very well researched questions, great game for friends and family this holiday season.&nbsp;&nbsp; Collect gold records as you make... ]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 2 Dec 2008 21:35:44 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>My 10th Anniversary.....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/showbiz/jokeshumour/20081122/49347__my_10th_anniversary_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ 10 years of trying to lose the same 10 lbs!!! ]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 14:14:43 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>DOWNsized....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/showbiz/jokeshumour/20081120/49075__downsized_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ (hot) Shower.&nbsp;&nbsp; (cold) Beer.&nbsp;&nbsp; (high speed) Internet Access.&nbsp; (clean) Underwear.&nbsp; (small) Dog. ]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 00:36:10 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Still Downsizing...</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/showbiz/jokeshumour/20081117/48797__still_downsizing_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ This is harder than I thought.&nbsp; But very freeing!&nbsp; Will be done by Wednesday, give you list of what I kept. ]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 22:16:04 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>This weekend....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/showbiz/jokeshumour/20081113/48439__this_weekend_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ Downsizing.&nbsp; Will let you know Monday what is left. ]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 23:28:32 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>More Budget Cuts...</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/showbiz/jokeshumour/20081110/47971__more_budget_cuts_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ ....first my Vision.&nbsp;&nbsp; Then my wrinkles. ]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:51:45 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Always a Bridesmaid....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/politics/northamerica/20081102/47012__always_a_bridesmaid_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ Prop 8 is very near and dear to my heart.Prop 8 is simply human and civil rights.&nbsp; No one has the right to tell a consenting adult what they can or cannot do.&nbsp; Homosexuality has been here... ]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 2 Nov 2008 19:23:55 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Budget Cuts....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/showbiz/jokeshumour/20081024/45997__budget_cuts_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ In order to save money, I bought some new scissors and a buzzer, with 8 different blades.&nbsp;&nbsp; Cutting my own hair.How do I look?Be honest.&nbsp; ]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:38:00 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Wild Site.....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/health/healthychoices/20081014/44830__wild_site_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ probably the most wild I have seen.&nbsp; Click on &quot;Meditation Station&quot;.&nbsp;&nbsp; Turn your speakers on.&nbsp;&nbsp; Tons of info.&nbsp; They will send you samples and/or you can... ]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:52:19 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Being on "E" for four wild days.....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/newyork/showbiz/jokeshumour/20081002/44028__being_on_e_for_four_wild_days_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ used to have a whole different meaning.............sigh...................the good ol' days.........&nbsp; ]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 2 Oct 2008 21:09:37 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Horrorscopes....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/showbiz/jokeshumour/20080926/43357__horrorscopes_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ ...have you ever read your Horoscope and it totally sounded like you, down to the very last detail?&nbsp; And then you realized you were reading the wrong one??!!!Me neither. ]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:08:53 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>When I'm in a good mood!</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/showbiz/jokeshumour/20080918/42514__when_i_m_in_a_good_mood_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ ...yep........Have a good, restful weekend!!Cyndy&nbsp; ]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:21:50 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Some (very Quick!) Diet Advice....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/showbiz/jokeshumour/20080914/41993__some_very_quick_diet_advice_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ and not Both hands!! ]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 14:00:48 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>It used to be called.......</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/showbiz/jokeshumour/20080911/41629__it_used_to_be_called_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ clutter.&nbsp; Is a bit off right now.&nbsp; Should be balanced by the end of the weekend. ]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 02:59:00 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Old School.....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/showbiz/jokeshumour/20080903/40823__old_school_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ bumpersticker had to be updated!&nbsp;&nbsp; With a 40 mile commute, I am putting more money in my tank than food in my stomach.&nbsp;&nbsp; I am spending $60 a gallon on coffee,&nbsp; $80 in diet... ]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 3 Sep 2008 17:23:29 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>A Living Gem....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/showbiz/musictheatre/20080831/40529__a_living_gem_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ I have been following this performer since the mid 80s.&nbsp; And more so the past few years than ever before.&nbsp; She is a classic, true Rocker in every sense.&nbsp; I have no less than 12 CDs... ]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 23:34:36 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Updated Bumpersticker...</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/showbiz/jokeshumour/20080826/39856__updated_bumpersticker_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[  ]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:33:33 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>It's Only Rock and Roll.....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/showbiz/barsclubs/20080821/39360__it_s_only_rock_and_roll_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ This is for Los Angeles Humans or any Humans coming this way.&nbsp; Long Beach has a great rock and roll club, Alex's Bar on Anaheim street, south of Pacific Coast Highway.&nbsp; Not much to this... ]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:26:24 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>It is True.....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/showbiz/jokeshumour/20080820/39233__it_is_true_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ my warm up exercises&nbsp;ARE my excercises!&nbsp; I have the time to do more.&nbsp; But not the desire.&nbsp; Not now.&nbsp; Maybe later.Like after Chirstmas.&nbsp; ]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:32:04 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>..always time for a New Drink...</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/losangeles/art/oddstuff/20080819/39166___always_time_for_a_new_drink_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ The past few years, I have had a hard time finding an alcoholic beverage that I can handle.&nbsp; Or not get bored with.&nbsp;&nbsp; Hard liquor is too....hard.&nbsp; Shots every so often... ]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:12:56 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>It's time for a New Look....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/newyork/art/oddstuff/20080818/38892__it_s_time_for_a_new_look_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ everything is going Retro.&nbsp; Including me.&nbsp;&nbsp; In honor of this (and my heritage), I am bringing back a haircut.&nbsp; I think I can pull it off.&nbsp; If not...well...it's only... ]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:53:22 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Humor is Healing.......</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/newyork/art/oddstuff/20080814/38634__humor_is_healing_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ I am a cartoonist and part-time writer for a local Long Beach comic.&nbsp;&nbsp; I believe if you don't have a sense of humor, you are lost.&nbsp;&nbsp; You have to learn to laugh at yourself but... ]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:08:41 +0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
