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<channel><title>Human Times - Jokes & Humour</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com</link><description></description><pubDate>Sat, 4 Feb 2012 14:44:46 +0800</pubDate><generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.5</generator><language>zh-cn</language><ttl>30</ttl><item><title>scotty yer too loud!</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/showbiz/jokeshumour/20081104/47207__scotty_yer_too_loud_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ It's comming to the end of the year and the busy Christimas shopping is on it's way.let's have a nice peaceful time no matter what we do this Christimas.Lucy. ]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 4 Nov 2008 10:57:45 +0800</pubDate><author>creative81</author></item><item><title>coffee break part2 stress at the office.</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/showbiz/jokeshumour/20081109/47834__coffee_break_part2_stress_at_the_office_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ Don't let the work pile up. Don't stress at work......just have a coffee break.Lucy.x ]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 9 Nov 2008 18:38:29 +0800</pubDate><author>creative81</author></item><item><title>More Budget Cuts...</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/showbiz/jokeshumour/20081110/47971__more_budget_cuts_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ ....first my Vision.&nbsp;&nbsp; Then my wrinkles. ]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:51:45 +0800</pubDate><author>Cyndy</author></item><item><title>This weekend....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/showbiz/jokeshumour/20081113/48439__this_weekend_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ Downsizing.&nbsp; Will let you know Monday what is left. ]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 23:28:32 +0800</pubDate><author>Cyndy</author></item><item><title>Still Downsizing...</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/showbiz/jokeshumour/20081117/48797__still_downsizing_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ This is harder than I thought.&nbsp; But very freeing!&nbsp; Will be done by Wednesday, give you list of what I kept. ]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 22:16:04 +0800</pubDate><author>Cyndy</author></item><item><title>Jess Cat animation</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/showbiz/jokeshumour/20081118/48925__jess_cat_animation.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ A little animation, for a few minutes 'get away' to a cats life.lucy.x ]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:34:10 +0800</pubDate><author>creative81</author></item><item><title>DOWNsized....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/showbiz/jokeshumour/20081120/49075__downsized_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ (hot) Shower.&nbsp;&nbsp; (cold) Beer.&nbsp;&nbsp; (high speed) Internet Access.&nbsp; (clean) Underwear.&nbsp; (small) Dog. ]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 00:36:10 +0800</pubDate><author>Cyndy</author></item><item><title>My 10th Anniversary.....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/showbiz/jokeshumour/20081122/49347__my_10th_anniversary_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ 10 years of trying to lose the same 10 lbs!!! ]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 14:14:43 +0800</pubDate><author>Cyndy</author></item><item><title>Remember that movie.....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/showbiz/jokeshumour/20081206/50861__remember_that_movie_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ with Jodie?&nbsp; I have one of those rooms too.&nbsp; It is the cause of panic for several reasons.&nbsp;&nbsp; Some too personal to discuss here!&nbsp;&nbsp; ]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 6 Dec 2008 13:48:51 +0800</pubDate><author>Cyndy</author></item><item><title>Inanimate Objects......</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/showbiz/jokeshumour/20081209/51085__inanimate_objects_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ have feelings too!! ]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 9 Dec 2008 00:52:25 +0800</pubDate><author>Cyndy</author></item><item><title>I used to do it all the time.....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/showbiz/jokeshumour/20081213/51578__i_used_to_do_it_all_the_time_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ back in the late 90s.&nbsp; All day and nite.&nbsp; Now I am sick of it.&nbsp;&nbsp; Same thing over and over.&nbsp; Nothing of any substance ever happens.&nbsp; Now I have to watch others do it.I... ]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 02:32:53 +0800</pubDate><author>Cyndy</author></item><item><title>Xmas just got easier.......</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/showbiz/jokeshumour/20081217/52010__xmas_just_got_easier_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ ten pairs of mittens at the 99 cents store.&nbsp;&nbsp; Ten&nbsp; pairs of&nbsp; &quot;shorty&quot; gloves for relatives,&nbsp; ten sets of &nbsp;finger warmers for my friends!!One special person... ]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:17:00 +0800</pubDate><author>Cyndy</author></item><item><title>I've got the Holiday Blues....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/showbiz/jokeshumour/20081228/52787__i_ve_got_the_holiday_blues_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ and looking for the Holiday ROCK AND ROLL!!!I love music and classic rock is my thing.&nbsp; One of my favorite all time bands is Concrete Blonde, the founder is female with an amazing... ]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:47:55 +0800</pubDate><author>Cyndy</author></item><item><title>Dogs.....</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/showbiz/jokeshumour/20090118/54572__dogs_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ amaze me how much love and compassion they have.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; This week I went with a friend to put hers to rest, Butch, 17 years old.&nbsp;&nbsp; It was sad but... ]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 03:13:10 +0800</pubDate><author>Cyndy</author></item><item><title>Is it true?.......</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/showbiz/jokeshumour/20090214/57912__is_it_true_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ do women really hate each other?&nbsp; This comment was made last nite at a family dinner.&nbsp;&nbsp; Since I am gay, I cannot relate.&nbsp;&nbsp; None of my friends hate each other.&nbsp;&nbsp;... ]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 01:46:26 +0800</pubDate><author>Cyndy</author></item><item><title>test- no article attached</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/showbiz/jokeshumour/20100820/60133__test_no_article_attached.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ testing ]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 04:16:35 +0800</pubDate><author>petermat50</author></item><item><title>test transmission- no article attached</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/showbiz/jokeshumour/20100820/60134__test_transmission_no_article_attached.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ testing ]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 04:17:19 +0800</pubDate><author>petermat50</author></item><item><title>The Irish Hunting Trip</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/showbiz/jokeshumour/20101021/60210__the_irish_hunting_trip.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a 
small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting 
moose. They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to... ]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 04:20:28 +0800</pubDate><author>petermat50</author></item><item><title>The Composer-ator</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/showbiz/jokeshumour/20101021/60212__the_composer_ator.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. &quot;Who do you want to... ]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 10:27:41 +0800</pubDate><author>petermat50</author></item><item><title>Top 20 Jokes of All Time.</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/showbiz/jokeshumour/20101022/60214__top_20_jokes_of_all_time_.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ Below are listed the Top 20 from the recently published list of the 50 funniest jokes of all time- following 36,000 people voting in a survey listing 1000 jokes found on the internet. The full list... ]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2010 03:19:38 +0800</pubDate><author>petermat50</author></item></channel></rss>
