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<channel><title>Human Times - Europe</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com</link><description></description><pubDate>Sat, 4 Feb 2012 14:48:24 +0800</pubDate><generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.5</generator><language>zh-cn</language><ttl>30</ttl><item><title>Climate change talks on the road to nowhere</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/headlines/europe/20081220/52251__climate_change_talks_on_the_road_to_nowhere.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ &nbsp;United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change that gathered 9000 delegates from around the world in Poznan, Poland, failed to deliver actions needed to fight global warming and help... ]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2008 08:58:35 +0800</pubDate><author>Matuszewsk</author></item><item><title>Surrey Snow</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/headlines/europe/20090202/56246__surrey_snow.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ &nbsp;Over a foot of snow has fallen in Surrey over night. The snow is continuing to fall as of 9 am and is set to continue throughout the day.Travel conditions are difficult at best with Southwest... ]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 2 Feb 2009 04:03:59 +0800</pubDate><author>Joeindex</author></item><item><title>Bad Milk</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/headlines/europe/20090311/59905__bad_milk.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ A flurry of freak accidents around Glasgow involving citizens and their milk has brought apocalyptic panic to the city. A new model of milk bottle cap introduced is proving extremely difficult to... ]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:09:26 +0800</pubDate><author>dirtdigger</author></item><item><title>10,000,000 sexy bicycles in Beijing</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/headlines/europe/20090311/59919__10_000_000_sexy_bicycles_in_beijing.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ Nights and weekends used to be an idle and lonely time for the un-attached single battalion. Some did various activities to tackle boredom like thinking, drinking or shoplifting. That was until... ]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:30:17 +0800</pubDate><author>dirtdigger</author></item><item><title>Baaahd Polish</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/headlines/europe/20090311/59920__baaahd_polish.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ A shocking new dossier financed and compiled by the British National Party has revealed that every day in the UK, over 1000 Billy Goats are drugged and sodomised against their will by... ]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:31:43 +0800</pubDate><author>dirtdigger</author></item><item><title>Queen Drowns</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/headlines/europe/20090311/59921__queen_drowns.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ Queen Elizabeth II has died. The 82-year-old head monarch was pronounced dead shortly after being found slouched head down in her morning bath of skittles. It is thought that Her Majesty may have... ]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:56:49 +0800</pubDate><author>dirtdigger</author></item><item><title>Queen Drowns</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/headlines/europe/20090311/59927__queen_drowns.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ Queen Elizabeth II has died. The 82-year-old head monarch was pronounced dead shortly after being found slouched head down in her morning bath of skittles.
It is thought that Her Majesty may have... ]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 17:06:17 +0800</pubDate><author>dirtdigger</author></item><item><title>A Transcript</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/headlines/europe/20090331/59936__a_transcript.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ I bring news...
of cheap thrills worth less than these inexpensive puns
but more than a ticket to where this one's
taking you.Let us fight these helter-skelter hemi-demi-semi-gods who acted the... ]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 15:10:03 +0800</pubDate><author>Shadow</author></item><item><title>Eco Pretend Warriors Rally At G20 In London</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/headlines/europe/20090404/59938__eco_pretend_warriors_rally_at_g20_in_london.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ Walking through the rally on Bishopsgate in London felt more like a Grateful Dead concert then a demonstration with purpose.There was plenty of marijuana, funky clothes, and cheap booze.... ]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 4 Apr 2009 11:44:27 +0800</pubDate><author>Michael8</author></item><item><title>Queen's funeral passes peacefully</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/headlines/europe/20090427/59949__queen_s_funeral_passes_peacefully.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ Queen Elizabeth II was laid to rest peacefully today, without any of the angry protests predicted. There had been fears that stupid animal rights campaigners would disturb the event in protest at... ]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 14:04:34 +0800</pubDate><author>dirtdigger</author></item><item><title>65 Years Later - DDay - Without Free Press This Is The Result</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/headlines/europe/20090607/59969__65_years_later_dday_without_free_press_this_is_the_result.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ We can not legislate for the insanity of an individual. Nor can we know what evil intentions lay unexpressed in the minds of the powerful and the influential.What we can do is to ensure there is an... ]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 7 Jun 2009 01:54:57 +0800</pubDate><author>JoeTighe</author></item><item><title>Serenas Turn To Win</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/headlines/europe/20090705/59987__serenas_turn_to_win.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ &nbsp;The Williams sisters did it again. This time it was the younger of the two who took home the top prize. ]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 5 Jul 2009 13:03:49 +0800</pubDate><author>Michael8</author></item><item><title>Roosevelt in 1907 Holds Truth For All Nations</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/headlines/europe/20090713/59988__roosevelt_in_1907_holds_truth_for_all_nations.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ America has always been a melting pot. Its strength has been its diversity. In this passage Theodore Roosevelt embraces that diversity but qualifies the relationship going forward. I find myself... ]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 00:57:40 +0800</pubDate><author>Tanya</author></item><item><title>LIVING ON DEAD EARTH</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/headlines/europe/20100124/60069__living_on_dead_earth.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ COPENHAGEN HAS FAILED TO BRING ABOUT A CONSESUS BETWEEN COUNTRIES. THIS HAS CREATED A SITUATION FROM WHERE EVERY ONE IS SO CONCERNED ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING BUT NO ONE IS WILLING TO DO ANYTHING. THE... ]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 02:37:10 +0800</pubDate><author>babun400</author></item><item><title>Mary Bale Has Wheelie Bin Bad</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/headlines/europe/20100827/60145__mary_bale_has_wheelie_bin_bad.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ Crazy cat lady and Catwoman are usually used to describe someone with more than two feline companions or Batman&rsquo;s nemeses/love interest but for those of us in the UK it has been used in a... ]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 03:49:19 +0800</pubDate><author>Carbonel</author></item><item><title>Wed Market Roundup</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/headlines/europe/20100922/60176__wed_market_roundup.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ The Federal Reserve has opened the door to buying billions of dollars of Treasury bonds in a further programme of quantitative easing with a substantial change to the policy statement issued after... ]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2010 06:27:46 +0800</pubDate><author>Joeindex</author></item><item><title>Geitner and Obama Fail To Appreciate Global Concerns</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/headlines/europe/20101112/60242__geitner_and_obama_fail_to_appreciate_global_concerns.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ In a further demonstration of the USAs lack of geopolitical awareness, Treasury Secretary Timothy Geitner has denied that the US is pursuing a policy of dollar manipulation.Rather than assume the... ]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2010 06:27:02 +0800</pubDate><author>Michael8</author></item><item><title>Enough is Enough.  It's Time to Stop the Banker Bashing</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/headlines/europe/20110110/60281__enough_is_enough_it_s_time_to_stop_the_banker_bashing.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ Further to last week&rsquo;s rant- and in the full knowledge that bonus season this year means banker bashing season in the media- let&rsquo;s have a brief reminder of the real causes of the recent... ]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2011 04:01:25 +0800</pubDate><author>petermat50</author></item><item><title>Mobile Phones Signals Harmful</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/headlines/europe/20110318/60314__mobile_phones_signals_harmful.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ My two mobile phones and I are fairly inseparable. Either in my hand, pocket, on the table in-front of me, or next to my bed, they are on 24 / 7. They are my link to the world.In recent years I... ]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2011 07:33:12 +0800</pubDate><author>Michael8</author></item><item><title>Family Attitudes and the Global Economic Crisis</title><link>http://www.humantimes.com/headlines/europe/20110406/60323__family_attitudes_and_the_global_economic_crisis.shtml</link><description><![CDATA[ Within the traditional family unit, an ancient concept in itself (but one that I rather like), members of the family had definite roles to play: the children were to be seen but not heard, the wife... ]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 6 Apr 2011 04:21:38 +0800</pubDate><author>petermat50</author></item></channel></rss>
